Charlie's Problem Page

Charlie's Problem page

I am Charlie. I am seven. I am starting this problem page because I am so good at solving other people's problems. I do it all the time at school. My friends would have problem-free lives if they would do what I say.

If I cannot solve your problem (very unlikely) I will do something nearly as good.

I will be SORRY FOR YOU!

I have noticed that when I have problems and people like my brother Max and my best friend Henry say things like 'CRIKEY, CHARLIE WHAT ARE YOU MOANING ABOUT NOW?!' it makes me feel even worse.

But when Suzy the cat looks sorry for me it helps.

I promise I will never say 'What are you moaning about now?!' to you.

Latest Problems (and other thoughts)

Dear Avichal,

Go to the library! You will be able to get the Charlie books there! Ask the librarian if you don't see them on the shelves. Say, 'Why don't you have those books about the Famous, Famous Charlie here?' in a very shocked voice, and tell them I told you to!

Yours, Charlie

Hi Virain, and good luck with your birthday bash! Mine worked brilliantly and I hope yours does too. BIg Tip: make other people do the cooking! Charlie

Dear Clara,

Well. I suppose you might  be right. To be able to talk and yell outloud without knowing you are doing it probably is a talent, whatever your teacher says. A sort of  talent. (I think my friend Henry has it too.) (Or maybe he is just plain aggravating.) And if it is the only talent you have, then I guess you had better keep on doing it. But if you have another as well, like say, being dead good at Keepy-Uppy, or playing really nice drums, or an instinct for locating gold beneath the surface of the earth, then my advice is: GO FOR THAT INSTEAD! love Charlie

 

HURRAY, HURRAY FOR CHARLIE'S PROBLEM PAGE

 Everyone! Kids! Grown ups! Teachers! Members of Parliament! Send your problems to me, Charlie, here at Charlie's problem page and I will solve them FREE, FOR NOTHING. Do it now before I get too busy.

Charlie