I live with: 1 big brother (Max)
1 cat (Suzy)
1 mother I've forgotten what she's called oh yes, Maddy (good name)
1 dad etc.
On my school report it said: 'Charlie is a lively and talkative member of the class'.
The rest of what it said was Not Fair and Rubbish and Not True. Especially the bit about Science. Anyway Henry told me to.

Charlie's Problem Page

Charlie's Problem page

I am Charlie. I am seven. I am starting this problem page because I am so good at solving other people's problems. I do it all the time at school. My friends would have problem-free lives if they would do what I say.

If I cannot solve your problem (very unlikely) I will do something nearly as good.

I will be SORRY FOR YOU!

I have noticed that when I have problems and people like my brother Max and my best friend Henry say things like 'CRIKEY, CHARLIE WHAT ARE YOU MOANING ABOUT NOW?!' it makes me feel even worse.

But when Suzy the cat looks sorry for me it helps.

I promise I will never say 'What are you moaning about now?!' to you.

Latest Problems (and other thoughts)

Dear Christine,

It is a pity that your sisters think you are crazy but I do not think you should worry about it, or change anything you do. Lots of people think I'm crazy but who cares? Not me. If I were you I would carry on doing exactly as you like, love Charlie.

Hi Ellie May. You really have a problem. Your brother sounds terrible. Talk to your mum and dad about getting him adopted. Good luck, Charlie

HURRAY, HURRAY FOR CHARLIE'S PROBLEM PAGE

Everyone! Kids! Grown ups! Teachers! Members of Parliament! Send your problems to me, Charlie, here at Charlie's problem page and I will solve them FREE, FOR NOTHING. Do it now before I get too busy.

Charlie